I stripped down to my briefs and went to the bathroom. Well this wasn't a late-for-class situation it was late in the evening, I had just gotten off work and my clique was getting ready to go to a party. When you wake up for a 10:00 class at 9:55, you wet your hands and run them through your hair, put on a hat, spray some cologne, and dash out the door.

Those of you in fraternities know what a Polish Shower is.